Title: What Not To Wear
Pairing: Karl/OFC
Rating: PG-13
Length: 775
Summary: Sort of a stretch of the definition of Wardrobe Mistress, but it's Karl and boxer briefs and I don't think anyone will complain. ;-)
Notes: Written for
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( What Not To Wear )
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ohownovel, this is for you bb!)
YES, IT'S ANOTHER WARDROBE MISTRESS FIC. (Am I going to hell for these? Do I even care?)
( don't want it Baudelaire, just glitter lust )
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YES, IT'S ANOTHER WARDROBE MISTRESS FIC. (Am I going to hell for these? Do I even care?)
( don't want it Baudelaire, just glitter lust )
omg, why am i awake so frakking early?
Nov. 4th, 2009 06:44 amIDK. Except somehow the "I don't want to do laundry tonight" plan from last night turned into "Better shave my legs so I can wear that dress, the last damn thing in my closet I feel like wearing, and oh better get up early to do that!" This craziness brought to you by random Congressionally-ordered changes to the clock and my crazy cat. TYFYT.
Also, as to the Karl Urban Friending Meme. PEEPS. DUDES. If you friend me I will friend you back, because if you love Karl Urban then we're pretty much a sure thing. (Too lazy to find the link at the moment. Tea, earl gray, hot, helping with that. See? RANDOM.)
ALSO, as I type this at 6:50 AM, some woman outside is yelling to someone about they're having fucked something up. WTF.
ALSO, ALSO, I am out of milk so I poured half and half on my granola and damn that's good.
ALSO...FIC
No, really, the whole point of this post was supposed to be posting my fic from the most recent sinfest...so here's ya go:
Karl/OFC
Karl as a vampire. Except not an especially broody vampire. Because he's KARL, for crying out out loud.
( The Blood Thing )
Karl/OFC
Another Wardrobe Mistress Fic! What did I say a while ago? That I'm going to end up doing one of these for EVERY MOVIE KARL HAS EVER BEEN IN. I'm starting to believe it.
( A Cowboy and His Hat )
Winona/George
A terribly bad drabble from a prompt about a book I've never read, but it kinda came to me. Plus, I've never written Winona before.
( Always )
Also, as to the Karl Urban Friending Meme. PEEPS. DUDES. If you friend me I will friend you back, because if you love Karl Urban then we're pretty much a sure thing. (Too lazy to find the link at the moment. Tea, earl gray, hot, helping with that. See? RANDOM.)
ALSO, as I type this at 6:50 AM, some woman outside is yelling to someone about they're having fucked something up. WTF.
ALSO, ALSO, I am out of milk so I poured half and half on my granola and damn that's good.
ALSO...FIC
No, really, the whole point of this post was supposed to be posting my fic from the most recent sinfest...so here's ya go:
Karl/OFC
Karl as a vampire. Except not an especially broody vampire. Because he's KARL, for crying out out loud.
( The Blood Thing )
Karl/OFC
Another Wardrobe Mistress Fic! What did I say a while ago? That I'm going to end up doing one of these for EVERY MOVIE KARL HAS EVER BEEN IN. I'm starting to believe it.
( A Cowboy and His Hat )
Winona/George
A terribly bad drabble from a prompt about a book I've never read, but it kinda came to me. Plus, I've never written Winona before.
( Always )
,
This is how it happened.
First
Like, it's the world's ugliest sweater. Am I right?
Second
A conversation with
ohownovel (yes, I will continue to blame credit my enabler. shut up) that went something like this: (lots of lol's and rofl-ing left out for readability.)
McCoy's sweater on the shuttle is truly hideous.
But he's so lovely it doesn't matter.
It just makes you wonder - why is McCoy wearing that hideous sweater?
Because Jocelyn burned all his clothes.
Like, who decided that McCoy should be wearing THAT.
I dunno. He looks like he's been on a bus for ten days. Hobo!
I wouldn't be surprised if Karl had been all "Yeah, that sweater right there, McCoy is wearing that ugly piece."
HAHAHAHAHAHA. YES!!!!!! I want another wardrobe mistress fic now. Where she's like NO FUCKING WAY. And he's like YES. And she's all NO.
You're cracking me up!
TRUFAX. YOU KNOW IT HAPPENED.
OMG. Karl totally brought the sweater himself.
He saw Deforest wearing it once and had to find one JUST LIKE IT.
Third
I write another wardrobe mistress fic! I swear, I'm going to end up doing this for like every movie Karl has ever made. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
( The Sweater Incident )
This is how it happened.
First

Like, it's the world's ugliest sweater. Am I right?
Second
A conversation with
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McCoy's sweater on the shuttle is truly hideous.
But he's so lovely it doesn't matter.
It just makes you wonder - why is McCoy wearing that hideous sweater?
Because Jocelyn burned all his clothes.
Like, who decided that McCoy should be wearing THAT.
I dunno. He looks like he's been on a bus for ten days. Hobo!
I wouldn't be surprised if Karl had been all "Yeah, that sweater right there, McCoy is wearing that ugly piece."
HAHAHAHAHAHA. YES!!!!!! I want another wardrobe mistress fic now. Where she's like NO FUCKING WAY. And he's like YES. And she's all NO.
You're cracking me up!
TRUFAX. YOU KNOW IT HAPPENED.
OMG. Karl totally brought the sweater himself.
He saw Deforest wearing it once and had to find one JUST LIKE IT.
Third
I write another wardrobe mistress fic! I swear, I'm going to end up doing this for like every movie Karl has ever made. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
( The Sweater Incident )
Yes, I did it again. I wrote comment pr0n. At Sinfest V3 - Lessons Learned
General Disclaimers: Lies, Lies, Dirty Lies. I own nothing, nada, nichts, nitchevo.
Pairing: Karl/OFC
Rating: R
Prompt: Karl in suspenders, tight-ish jeans, and a white wifebeater
( The Wardrobe Mistress Always Wins )
Pairing: Karl/OFC
Rating: R
Prompt: I start to forget but she will always remember
the kind of girl who laughs and says
get up off your knees
( The Moment Is Enough )
Pairing: McCoy/Uhura
Rating: PG
Prompt: So good on paper
So romantic
But so bewildering
( The Doctor Sees Too Much )
General Disclaimers: Lies, Lies, Dirty Lies. I own nothing, nada, nichts, nitchevo.
Pairing: Karl/OFC
Rating: R
Prompt: Karl in suspenders, tight-ish jeans, and a white wifebeater
( The Wardrobe Mistress Always Wins )
Pairing: Karl/OFC
Rating: R
Prompt: I start to forget but she will always remember
the kind of girl who laughs and says
get up off your knees
( The Moment Is Enough )
Pairing: McCoy/Uhura
Rating: PG
Prompt: So good on paper
So romantic
But so bewildering
( The Doctor Sees Too Much )