urbancate: (karl - it's in those eyes)
(no idea what the original prompt was, except that it was for [livejournal.com profile] withthepilot)

the red dress )

(NO IDEA as to original prompt or prompter)

something they do )
urbancate: (bones - jimmy kirk's one true)
Title:I Know This Little Chapel on Betazed
Pairing: Jim/Bones
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1200 words
Summary: Bones is grumpy. Jim gets hit upside the head with a cluestick.
Notes: A FLUFFY BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR THE FABULOUS [livejournal.com profile] xenstuff (with apologies for the lack of bow ties)

i know this little chapel on Betazed )
urbancate: (trek - nu chapel sexy)
Title: How Do You Solve A Problem
Author: [livejournal.com profile] urbancate
Fandom: AOS/Reboot
Pairing: McCoy/Chapel
Movie Adapted: The Sound of Music
Rating: PG
Length: 3500 words
Summary: Chapel gets a new assignment that she doesn't want.
Warnings: Um, tiny bits of de-aged characters, WTF. Also, made up science.
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] reel_startrek . I chose The Sound of Music because it is one my all-time favorites and I mistakenly thought that would make it easy to write. Instead, I wrote The Sound of Music without any singing or twirling on mountaintops or adorable kid stuff.

How Do You Solve A Problem )
urbancate: (trek enterprise)
[livejournal.com profile] ohownovel  wanted Kirk/OFC fic and it seemed like a perfect excuse to finally write a companion piece to McCoy, Secret Sex God, but this time about the Kirk graffiti. (Also, I failed at the "REALLY HOT" part of the request. But have some fic anyway!)

well-known and well-appreciated, inspirer of graffiti )
urbancate: (bones - lensflare)
Title: The Trouble With Leonard, Actually
Pairing: McCoy/Chapel
Rating: PG-13
Length: 2100 words
Summary: Gaila and the girls posit to Chapel that it's time to do something about this whole being in love with McCoy business.
Notes: Ideas (and dialogue) shamelessly stolen from Love, Actually. Finished (in a shameful hurry) this afternoon because it's supposed to be a Christmas fic, dammit.

The Trouble With Love )
urbancate: (karl lensflare b&w)
Title: Do You Like Girls, Bones?
Pairing: McCoy/OFC (Kirk/McCoy)
Rating: NC-17
Length: 880
Summary: Basically, [livejournal.com profile] affectingly needed a fic where Jim's kink is how much he loves watching McCoy with women. And I obliged. And now I'm posting it. *facepalm*

The first time it happens... )
urbancate: (yoda)

This is like the E.T.'s in Episode I! I'm gonna watch the movie one time through JUST TO SEE THIS. Cuz I need more reasons to watch Star Trek. ;-)

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urbancate: (karl - lensflare sepia)
Characters: McCoy, Jocelyn
Length: 550
Rating: PG-ish
Written for prompt from [profile] lilyrose_ficat [info]stxi_sinfest. McCoy/Jocelyn, Take A Bow (Madonna) lyrics.

say goodbye... )
urbancate: (georgia)

So, I tried this. As an attack on the Star Trek AU Fic (tentatively titled Torch) [McCoy/Jocelyn, Kirk/Carolyn, and variations thereof, Modern-ish AU] that has been eating my freaking brain. I built an extensive playlist and then used that and let 10 songs play and wrote WHAT LITTLE I COULD.

I feel so full of fail right now.

But here are the ficlets (emphasis on the diminutive aspects of that word):

10 very very short snippets... )

urbancate: (bones into the chair)
(All because the dvd commentary fic meme running around made me realize i need to do a master fic list post and then realized not all fic was posted.)


Eleven hours on a brand new day
I'm getting ready to go out and play
It's late at night, I'm caught in a groove
I'd kiss my ass before I'm feeling blue

Seven hours, what you calling for?
A bunch of flowers and I slam the door
You're in my face, sorry what's your name?
Takes more than begging to reverse my brain

Say It )

I stand in the distance
I view from afar
Should I offer some assistance
Should it matter who you are

In The Name of Understanding )
urbancate: (dr kissyface)
IDK. Except somehow the "I don't want to do laundry tonight" plan from last night turned into "Better shave my legs so I can wear that dress, the last damn thing in my closet I feel like wearing, and oh better get up early to do that!" This craziness brought to you by random Congressionally-ordered changes to the clock and my crazy cat. TYFYT.

Also, as to the Karl Urban Friending Meme. PEEPS. DUDES. If you friend me I will friend you back, because if you love Karl Urban then we're pretty much a sure thing. (Too lazy to find the link at the moment. Tea, earl gray, hot, helping with that. See? RANDOM.)

ALSO, as I type this at 6:50 AM, some woman outside is yelling to someone about they're having fucked something up. WTF.

ALSO, ALSO, I am out of milk so I poured half and half on my granola and damn that's good.


No, really, the whole point of this post was supposed to be posting my fic from the most recent sinfest...so here's ya go:

Karl as a vampire. Except not an especially broody vampire. Because he's KARL, for crying out out loud.

The Blood Thing )

Another Wardrobe Mistress Fic! What did I say a while ago? That I'm going to end up doing one of these for EVERY MOVIE KARL HAS EVER BEEN IN. I'm starting to believe it.

A Cowboy and His Hat )

A terribly bad drabble from a prompt about a book I've never read, but it kinda came to me. Plus, I've never written Winona before.

Always )

urbancate: (georgia)
Title: Never Before
Rating: R
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Written for this prompt from Sinfest v4:
She said she's never been
Never been touched before
She said she'd never been
This far before
She said she'd never liked
To be excited
She said she'd always had
Had to fight it (and she never won)


Leonard is close... )
urbancate: (Default)
This is how it happened.


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Like, it's the world's ugliest sweater. Am I right?


A conversation with [livejournal.com profile] ohownovel  (yes, I will continue to blame credit my enabler. shut up) that went something like this: (lots of lol's and rofl-ing left out for readability.)

McCoy's sweater on the shuttle is truly hideous.

But he's so lovely it doesn't matter.

It just makes you wonder - why is McCoy wearing that hideous sweater?

Because Jocelyn burned all his clothes.

Like, who decided that McCoy should be wearing THAT.

I dunno. He looks like he's been on a bus for ten days. Hobo!

I wouldn't be surprised if Karl had been all "Yeah, that sweater right there, McCoy is wearing that ugly piece."

HAHAHAHAHAHA. YES!!!!!! I want another wardrobe mistress fic now. Where she's like NO FUCKING WAY. And he's like YES. And she's all NO.

You're cracking me up!


OMG. Karl totally brought the sweater himself.

He saw Deforest wearing it once and had to find one JUST LIKE IT.


I write another wardrobe mistress fic! I swear, I'm going to end up doing this for like every movie Karl has ever made. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

The Sweater Incident )
urbancate: (Default)
The lovely [profile] 1297is hosting a fic meme for the weekend, so addicts such as myself can get our fix. Check it out: (read the fic, post a prompt, fill a prompt) three little words fic meme.

I drabbled out a couple fills yesterday (yes, during work! Screw work, I said!)

For [livejournal.com profile] ohownovel:
all my truth

The Lies Are Outside )

For [profile] lilyrose_fic
ashes to ashes

Fire and Fear )

ALSO, [profile] ohownovelfilled my McCoy/Jocelyn former favorite girl prompt so beautifully! HERE Because I am a lucky prompter like that.
urbancate: (Default)
Yes, I did it again. I wrote comment pr0n. At Sinfest V3 - Lessons Learned

General Disclaimers: Lies, Lies, Dirty Lies. I own nothing, nada, nichts, nitchevo.

Pairing: Karl/OFC
Rating: R
Prompt: Karl in suspenders, tight-ish jeans, and a white wifebeater

The Wardrobe Mistress Always Wins )

Pairing: Karl/OFC
Rating: R
Prompt: I start to forget but she will always remember
the kind of girl who laughs and says
get up off your knees

The Moment Is Enough )

Pairing: McCoy/Uhura
Rating: PG
Prompt: So good on paper
So romantic
But so bewildering

The Doctor Sees Too Much )
urbancate: (Default)
So. I had this brilliant brainstorm today. (helped along by [livejournal.com profile] purexxjuice  and a random conversation about Karl and Fuck and white on rice. IDEK.)

There is CFine, aka Chris Pine/Captain Fine.

But KARL. Where is Karl's nickname? Man DESERVES A NICKNAME, DAMMIT. IRL. Bones does not count for these purposes.

KFEINZ. As in Karl-Fucking-Heinz.

Spread it around EVERYWHERE.


*yes, I just referenced Never Been Kissed. Shut up.
urbancate: (Default)
So, some really nice people who don't even know me decided to throw a Star Trek comment porn fest for my birthday. How awesome of them! Let me tell you, it made for one hell of a birthday. Like, good-to-the-nth helluva good.

The Poor Man's Sinfest v.2 - Dirty Secrets

Not only did I prompt (super angsty awesome prompt that the super awesome [livejournal.com profile] ohownovelis currently filling, and she sent me a snippet preview last night and WHOA, I FREAKING LOVE IT), but I also WROTE. Yes, bb's. I done gone and wrote more fic. Because it is like an addiction. A bad addiction because I kind of mostly suck at it but find it entertaining all the same. 

All Rated R - NC-17, because this was comment porn y'all. 

1. McCoy/OFC. Cadet OFC is failing xenobiology, due to her inability to focus in class (she spends all of her time fantasizing about her table partner - McCoy.) Not wanting to completely bomb the course, she signs up for a.m. tutoring sessions only to be assigned, you got it, McCoy. The tutor's room? The size of a closet. 

Carnality in a Closet )

2. No one knows this, but Karl hooked up with a soldier in Kuwait.

Disclaimer: I fail at pr0n and fail even harder at slash, but I just couldn't resist the idea of (trying to) write a soldier OMC, because it's been a long time since I was around the military all the time and because I've read too much Tom Clancy. And because KARL. I blame all of these fics on him. 

Rotation in Paradise )
3. Kirk/Uhura or McCoy/Jocelyn (I'm jonesing for BOTH, god. Not enough in this meme!)

Tell me that you're happy that you're on your own
Tell me that it's better when you're all alone
Tell me that your body doesn't miss my touch
Tell me that my lovin' didn't mean that much
Tell me you ain't dyin' when you're cryin' for me

She Misses Him )

4. Karl/OFC or Chris/OFC

well your faith was strong but you needed proof
you saw her bathing on the roof
her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you
she tied you to her kitchen chair
she broke your throne and she cut your hair
and from your lips she drew the hallelujah

Disclaimer: I love this song. I went way off prompt, this was totally not angsty enough or pr0ny enough or even Karl enough. But I'm hating work lately and yesterday was boring so I wrote something. And I totally have a Karl Urban smoking kink. IDEK. KARL. 

Of Smoking and Other Bad Habits )

- - -

Everyone at the Sinfest was awesome and nice and there is a TON of HOT FIC over there, bb's!

[livejournal.com profile] 1297left nice comments on two of my fics and that just made my day, because she is amazing and I am in awe of everything she writes.
urbancate: (Default)
Title: An Old Sweet Song 
Prompt: Jim and Bones have it out about their differing musical tastes! I'm thinking BEASTIE BOYS vs DIXIE CHICKS; LADY GAGA vs GARTH BROOKS; SNOOP DOGG vs DOLLY PARTON- go wild with this people. They can find some sort of common ground with a musical artist/genre of the writer's choice, or not, it's up to you! Also, obviously this all ends in sex.
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy (Space Married!)
Disclaimer: Don't own a thing except whatever came from my own head.
Notes: In my head this was going to be fun and funny and yes, sexy!, but then it took a turn to the sappy. And I fail at pr0n. Apologies to the OP if I ended up somewhere completely sideways!

...dammit, there were cadets jumping on his bed. )

ETA: SOUNDTRACK (Hope it works. And apparently Brass Monkey and Girls Just Want to Have Fun are mere ghosts on my computer, so they didn't make it.)


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